2022-07-082022-07-0819871987-03-25volume 1 issue 1 edition 1https://doi.org/10.31096/WUA023-Collegian-19870325https://hdl.handle.net/10177/8894All rights reserved by Willamette UniversityWillamette Collegian (Salem, OR), 1987-03-25, April Fool's EditionText